Saturday, December 12, 2009

How my gizmos turned worse?

Okay... this day needs to be registered. So bad it is!

1. What could possibly be the effect of streaming an youtube video overnight?
2. What will happen if you did not shutdown the computer operating Windows 7 overnight?
3. What will happen if you get drenched in rain forgetting the mobile in your pocket..?

Had anyone faced similar problems? If not, let me give you an analysis.

Case study no 1:
The first two are almost the same. Let me combine it together.

So actually, the system, operating windows 7 was not shutdown a whole night and the reason for not doing so was since I wanted to watch a hour of video in youtube the previous night and i got so irritated that i left it stream all the night (preferably i din't wanna scream)

This is how things can go wrong. If you are aware of Win 7, you 'll get this very quickly. Win 7 engine is designed for easy taskbar usage. Simply, it puts all the similar applications in one icon in the taskbar, reducing a heck of space there.

Now this is what happened as the result of the above said problems..

Okay.. took a view?

Right.. so it is very obvious that my system should run mozilla firefox as the icon says.. (stating only one example here).. But ... this is what happened...

hufff...!!

Case study no: 2:


You get drenched in rain with your mobile (N6300) in the pocket?


this is how it turns out to be...

As you reach home, the mobile phone automatically switches off when you take it out from the pocket (hm.. must be the result of some bioelectronic theory)

You remember you hadn' put it in charge the night before. So you rush into the room, take a good towel, wipe the water away from the steel body and put it in charge...

As you do that, the phone automatically turns on with vibration (wowww..) further, the phone gets into flight mode and waits still. You try to change it ... you press the middle button, it shows you the Switch off menu... so now u press the Switch off button (u knw.. human are always intelligent than the gadgets) .. you phone reacts to it by selecting the next option in that list.

You assume things are right and press the back button, ur phone switches off..

again u do the same.. u get the switch off menu.. nw, more carefully you press the green button (call button), the ph switches off.. u go on do this with all the buttons aailable, yet yur phone switches off...!

well... so my N6300 is dead... !! :(

*Moral* I don't know when i would give it for a service or rather will i.. so better get me @ 22420470 ..

Tc


:((

A stupid discussion

Mmmm.. So if you do have the frailty with ur brain that i hold.., that is.. Speaking to yourself (putting it into place, debating yourself), this must sound interesting to you..

This evening as i went for a walk, somewhere around half a kilometer from my place, it started to rain! Within seconds, before i could even wipe the water droplets off my specs, what i could see was people in my vicinity running off the road to the nearby stalls..

Me 1: Aww.. what is this? why are these people running? It just rained...
Me 2 (mind voice): oh come on.. they are afraid of rain...
Me 1: Afraid of what...? Rain? ha ha... is rain a vampire?
Me 2: Probably not. But they run to protect their valuables..
Me 1: amm.. that's a nice point..
Me 2: Okay, look at the nature, the rain. how beautiful it is!
Me 1: Am looking at it.. and the gal in that shop too... :P
Me 2: oh stop it man... u re drenched by the way.. do u really need to get to veils?
Me 1: well.. i do not.. i prefer walking, enjoying rain..
Me 2: hmm.. that's right.. proceed.. u have decided to drench in rain, anyway!
Me 1: (looking at the skies) hw beautiful this rain is!..
Me 2: I still wonder what rain is all about.
Me 1: awhhhohoho.. u wonder about the rain? Simple! listen up. You knw ocean..? Rivers? lakes? all these are basically water bodies. These water bodies get evaporated in hot sun. As a result the moisture content increases in the atmosphere. These when get saturated form wet clouds and they pour as rain.. isn't that easy? it is so simple as that!
Me 2: ahmm.. water gets evaporated from the sea..? do u have any kind of RO plant up there?
Me 1: ha ha. come on.. you don't..
Me 2: So hw is that the rain water is pure?
Me 1: Rain water is not 100% pure.. u have some minerals, more salt contents and even a few percentage of acids due to chemical reactions...
Me 2: mm.. so knowing all these you prefer getting soaked in rain?
Me 1: huh.. that is not so harmful...
Me 2: Oh.. so that means, you take bath in Koovam river water rite now and you give a damn to it?
Me 1: Whatttttt??
Me 2: Ya.. obvious.. even koovam has water .. and it... it gets evaporated..
Me 1: Oh my heck!! where should i .. ah.. there is a shop!

*Moral* : Do not discuss things with urself when you enjoy something! :(

Pluto Removed or not?

How many really remember this sentence.. My very educated mother just showed us nine planets? If you did, you probably know what you are doing. If you dint, you probably need to get back to KG's. :P

Well, this sentence is very famous in the 2nd or 3rd grades, if i remember right. The sentence helps to memorize the alignment order of the 9 planets in the universe.

Read it along.. My Very Educated Mother Just Showed Us Nine Planets .. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto..

Doesn't that look good? I wonder if Indian schools teach this way.. Anyway, at Prince they did not [citation needed :P].

And now, that is not the real problem. Am very worried about how the kiddies crossing the 2nd and 3rd grades will read the sentence as.. My very educated mother showed us nine..?

oh.. nine... what? ahh, pluto is nt a planet now for that matter and it cannot be included.

Yay.. if you are still teaching kids "There are nine planets in this universe", behold.. Good to you till the kids are unbeknownst. The International Astronomical Union in the mid of the year 2006 voted Pluto to be a dwarf planet and it was excluded from the nine planets.

"What....? Excluding a planet and that too Pluto? come on ... Pluto is the Planet discovered by America for the Americans.. You can't dare to exclude that.." and there was a rivalry possession that held when the exclusion poll was successful. you know.. this is why Americans are always strange! :P

Okay .. now the conclusion is Pluto is not a Planet according to the same science that gave us Pluto.. well. I do not mean 'Pluto' the dog of mickey mouse.. aww Disney..

Q no. 1. when will Pluto be removed from the TN state board books or be it in Matriculation's even..?

Q no. 2. Will there be a resistance from the 4th grade to 6th grade teachers of TN stating that the portions are not upto their knowledge since they had always learnt Pluto is one of the planets.?

Q no. 3. Will there have to be a special training session for those teachers who still aren't aware of what Pluto actually is?

.. many goes unanswered ... and the ultimate conclusion is.

*This will be Filed for Future Investigation and Reference*

probably there will be another planet peeking in by that time... :P